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Lubbock Teen Arrested After Apparently Speedrunning Every Crime Side Quest in One Neighborhood

Lubbock police say 18-year-old Adrian Castilleja spent the better part of a year doing his…

lubbock-sucksOctober 27, 2025

Scientists wearing lab coats and purple gloves testing water samples for PFAS contamination in a laboratory.

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Forever Chemicals, Forever Problems: New Mexico Finds Out What Lubbock’s Been Pretending Not to Notice Since Reese

So, New Mexico decided to actually test people living near Cannon Air Force Base to…

lubbock-sucksOctober 27, 2025

Mugshot of Terry Joe Sides Jr., an older bald man with a gray beard wearing a jail smock, photographed against a height marker background.

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Lubbock Man Discovers That “The Dark Web” Is Not, In Fact, His Personal Hobby Room

Federal investigators say 61-year-old Terry Joe Sides Jr. was out here being a “relatively sophisticated…

lubbock-sucksOctober 27, 2025

Mugshot of Joe Lopez with curly hair and neck tattoos in front of a jail booking wall.

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Kidnapping? Gunfire? Car Chase? Lubbock Says: “Okay but what if we just focus on the gun part.”

Joe Lopez—remember him? The guy who allegedly snatched a woman from a Carriage House motel…

lubbock-sucksOctober 24, 2025

Mugshots of Justin Liford and Dava Pound shown side-by-side in connection with a federal child abuse case.

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Lubbock Man Learns the Cloud is Not a Diary — Gets 20 Years for Unspeakable Crimes

A Lubbock man, 34-year-old Justin Liford, is heading to federal prison for the next two…

lubbock-sucksOctober 24, 2025

Photos of Kendrick Kevon Taylor, Lubbock murder suspect added to Texas 10 Most Wanted Fugitive list.

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Most Wanted Lubbock Fugitive Found in Tulsa, Because of Course He Was

Kendrick “Skrilla” Taylor, the 23-year-old Lubbock murder suspect who made the Texas Top 10 Most…

lubbock-sucksOctober 23, 2025

Brandon Creighton speaks at a Turning Point USA rally at Cook’s Garage in Lubbock, Texas, standing at a podium beneath the illuminated Texas Tech sign before a crowd.

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Texas Tech’s New Motto: “Guns Up, Mouths Shut” — The Lone Star State’s War on Higher Ed Hits Its Stride

Texas Republicans have finally done it — they’ve turned higher education into a political rodeo.…

lubbock-sucksOctober 23, 2025

A person holding a cardboard box filled with groceries such as bananas, apples, corn, and bread labeled “SNAP + Fruits & Veggies = Better Nutrition,” symbolizing food assistance and nutrition support in Texas.

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Let Them Eat Nothing: 3.5 Million Texans Face SNAP Cutoff as D.C. Plays Shutdown Chicken

Nothing says “fiscal responsibility” quite like cutting off food for 3.5 million Texans — including…

lubbock-sucksOctober 23, 2025

Lubbock County Sheriff and Lubbock Police vehicles parked near the I-27 and 34th Street overpass following a low-speed collision involving a deputy and a bicyclist.

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Deputy Hits Cyclist, Cites Cyclist — Because Lubbock Logic

Ah, Lubbock — where even getting hit by a cop can somehow be your fault.…

lubbock-sucksOctober 22, 2025

Texas DPS vehicles, ambulance, and officers at the scene of a two-car accident near the intersection of 50th Street and Chicago Avenue in Lubbock, Texas.

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DPS Trooper Crashes on the Way to Help Catch a Felon — Lubbock Traffic Strikes Again

Apparently, Lubbock wasn’t done with its “officers vs. physics” double feature this week. Fresh off…

lubbock-sucksOctober 22, 2025

Lubbock Teen Arrested After Apparently Speedrunning Every Crime Side Quest in One Neighborhood

Forever Chemicals, Forever Problems: New Mexico Finds Out What Lubbock’s Been Pretending Not to Notice Since Reese

Lubbock Man Discovers That “The Dark Web” Is Not, In Fact, His Personal Hobby Room

Kidnapping? Gunfire? Car Chase? Lubbock Says: “Okay but what if we just focus on the gun part.”

Lubbock Man Learns the Cloud is Not a Diary — Gets 20 Years for Unspeakable Crimes

Most Wanted Lubbock Fugitive Found in Tulsa, Because of Course He Was

Texas Tech’s New Motto: “Guns Up, Mouths Shut” — The Lone Star State’s War on Higher Ed Hits Its Stride

Let Them Eat Nothing: 3.5 Million Texans Face SNAP Cutoff as D.C. Plays Shutdown Chicken

Deputy Hits Cyclist, Cites Cyclist — Because Lubbock Logic

DPS Trooper Crashes on the Way to Help Catch a Felon — Lubbock Traffic Strikes Again

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