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    Nighttime photo of a crashed SUV and leaning utility poles at the intersection of 37th Street and Quaker Avenue in Lubbock after a suspected DWI accident that caused a major power outage.
    One Drunk Driver, 2,700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock News

    One Drunk Driver, 2,700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock

    Lubbock got a surprise late-night version of “lights out” after a woman allegedly plowed her…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Mugshot of Manuel Rosales, arrested in Lubbock in December 2025, shown against a police booking background.
    Local Man Takes Scenic Tour of South Loop, Calls It “Evading Arrest” News

    Local Man Takes Scenic Tour of South Loop, Calls It “Evading Arrest”

    Another day, another police chase through the charming streets of Lubbock. This time, 40-year-old Manuel…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Trump speaking at his desk in the Oval Office while Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins stands behind him during an announcement about federal support for farmers in 2025.
    Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw! News

    Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw!

    So the White House is rolling out a shiny new $12 billion bailout package for…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Precinct 2 County Commissioner Jason Corley looking serious during a Lubbock commissioners meeting amid controversy over an early congressional campaign announcement.
    Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist News

    Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist

    So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Business owner at a laptop looking concerned after Texas removes most companies from the HUB certification program.
    Texas “Helps” Small Businesses by Booting 97% of Them Out of Support Program News

    Texas “Helps” Small Businesses by Booting 97% of Them Out of Support Program

    In a plot twist no one asked for, Texas’ acting Comptroller Kelly Hancock approved thousands…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Mugshots of Seth and Markeya Russell in Gaines County who were arrested in connection with a child injury investigation.
    Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation News

    Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation

    Authorities in Gaines County arrested Seth and Markeya Russell after a child was brought in…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 6, 2025
    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
    City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all News

    City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all

    Well, after four visibly flu-ridden geese waddled into town earlier this week like extras from…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 6, 2025
    Directional sign for a measles clinic outside a building in rural Texas, highlighting the local response to a measles outbreak.
    Texas Spreads Measles and Excuses Even Faster News

    Texas Spreads Measles and Excuses Even Faster

    Well, congratulations, America: thanks to the ongoing measles mess kicked off right here in West…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 5, 2025
    Mugshot of Kesjon Reed in Lubbock County Detention Center after arrest for aggravated assault.
    Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot News

    Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot

    In yet another episode of “Lubbock: The Series,” a dispute over a debit card somehow…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 5, 2025
    K9 Arlo, the Lubbock County Sheriff’s Belgian Malinois, lying in a field during training.
    LSO Honors Hardest-Working Employee, Who Unfortunately Was a Dog News

    LSO Honors Hardest-Working Employee, Who Unfortunately Was a Dog

    The Lubbock County Sheriff’s Office held a full ceremonial send-off—lights, sirens, flags, the whole nine…
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    • Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist
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